~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted but the more you have the more you become despairing and sad.
I wish I had a pretty smile...

Granted but you have no other facial features.

I wish I could be a peacemaker and bring peace to everyone.

Granted but you die before world peace comes.
I wish the was the world was happy. (I'm already depressed so it can't be too bad)

Granted but everyone gets destroyed by a meteorite.

I wish I was a board game.

Granted but no one plays you and you get old and dusty.
I wish I was dead.

Granted but you come back as a ghost and can never leave and you haunt a sauna.

I wish I could stay young forever.

Granted but you have to kill your mother.
I wish I was ugly. You're the worst BedHead

Granted and everyone forces you to eat cake all day long even though you are sick of it.

I wish I was cake.

Granted, but you get eaten(you knew this was gonna happen eventually, right?)

I wish that I could reincarnate myself whenever I wanted

Granted but only disgusting creatures.

I wish I was a tree.