Bad Advice

Don't go to sleep no matter what! That way if there is someone watching you, you'll be ready!

My dog won't stop barking, how can I make it stop? 

Stamina: 8; Agility: 8; Strength: 5; Control: 9
Bad Advice
Yell as loud as you can to see if you can harmonize.

How do I stay asleep once I fall asleep?

Nom! :3
SMA: 5| AGL: 5| STR: 3| CTL: 5| AP: 7| ACC: 5
Bad Advice
Take about two bottles of Adderall before you go to sleep, then enjoy your peaceful eternal slumber.

I crashed my moms car into a sewage treatment plant, how do I clean it before she finds out?

Stamina: 6 Agility: 6 Strength: 8 Control: 2 Arc Power: 6 Accuracy: 2
Bad Advice
Buy the exact same car.


How do I get my cat to not try to get into his special catnip? (He usually gets it on his birthday or Christmas, but he's been trying to get into it no matter where I hide it.)

Nom! :3
SMA: 5| AGL: 5| STR: 3| CTL: 5| AP: 7| ACC: 5
Bad Advice
Give him the entire bag or box.

How do I tell my crush I like him?

"What cannot be seen, felt, or carried?" Person who gets this right I will donate some money to them.
Bad Advice
Throw a book at his head and tell him to clear off.

How do I get straight O’s in potions?

You see? Even death has a heart.
Bad Advice
Don't study and never pay attention in class.

How do I tell people that I don't want to talk to them?

"If you ain't scared you ain't human."
Bad Advice
Talk to them nonstop in hopes that they get tired of you. 

How do I become a better writer? 

Chloe Rose
Stamina: 5 Agility: 6 Strength: 5 Control: 4 Arcane Power: 4 Accuracy: 6
Bad Advice
Start writing a piece then just stop randomly half way through.

How do I tell someone I don’t like that I don’t like them nicely?

You see? Even death has a heart.
Bad Advice
Yell in their face saying you don't like them.

How can I get stains out of my clothes? 

"If you ain't scared you ain't human."