22 Nov 2022, 14:52
Jokes Central
Please follow the site rules. And no double posting please. You can post jokes here. Keep them PG rated.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
It passed you up and slipped you by. But we're all bound to end up back to where we started
22 Nov 2022, 14:55
Jokes Central
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
we are all born beautiful. it is a tragedy we are convinced that we are not”
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22 Nov 2022, 15:01
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"A young boy has a dream of being in a circus. He approaches the manager of the circus and tells him, 'I can do the best bird impression you've ever seen.' The manager says, 'That's nothing special, a lot of people can do bird impressions.' The boy turns to him and says 'Okay.' The he flaps his arms and flies away."
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23 Nov 2022, 16:38
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I was going to post a pizza joke but decided against it - it was just too cheesy!
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