Bad Advice

Freeze yourself. Then you'll never get older?

How do I overcome my phobias?

"Chocolate omnia constituit"
//Co-Founder of Gobstones Club//Writer//
Bad Advice
Face them.


There's not enough time in the world.

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SMA: 5| AGL: 5| STR: 3| CTL: 5| AP: 7| ACC: 5
Bad Advice
Buy yourself a watch and set it back a few hours.

I don't want to go to work.

STA: 6 | AGI: 7 | STR: 7 | CTL: 4 | ARC: 0 | ACC: 6
Bad Advice
Bring your work to you

I am in a toxic friendship

Stamina: 6 Agility: 8 Strength: 6 Control: 5 Arcane Power: 7 Accuracy: 5
Bad Advice
Slap 'em, then walk away with a straight face.


Stress hurts.

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SMA: 5| AGL: 5| STR: 3| CTL: 5| AP: 7| ACC: 5
Bad Advice
Yell at stress to stop hurting you.

My pizza is taking too long to get here.
Bad Advice
Then go get your pizza.

Everything I eat tastes like sand.

There is nothing worse than being a minute to someone whom you've made your eternity.
Bad Advice
Then see how real sand tastes.

Writer's Block needs to go away.

Nom! :3
SMA: 5| AGL: 5| STR: 3| CTL: 5| AP: 7| ACC: 5
Bad Advice
Acquire multiple writer's blocks and build a castle from them.

How do I make new friends?
Bad Advice
Leave your house.

I need to fix my sleeping schedule.

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SMA: 5| AGL: 5| STR: 3| CTL: 5| AP: 7| ACC: 5