Bad Advice

Assume something is very wrong. Go to her house. If she's not there, go to her school or work. Follow every step she takes. You have to make sure she is okay!

What apps should I put on my phone?

You should get apps that you downloaded off the internet, not the app stores, the ones with a thousand ads that crash your phone so you can get a virus and maybe even (its just a possibility, no guarantees) get hacked by someone who doesn't even speak your language! Someone who's probably a sexist pig who stereotype girl's bodies into one category and doesn't care about anything except themselves. Google that and you'll find good apps.

I have one billion dollars. What should I spend it on?

Get a new foot.

My crush hates me. What do I do?

Skye Blackwood wrote: 24 Jun 2018, 05:35 Get a new foot.

My crush hates me. What do I do?

You crush him. He's called a crush for a reason.

My fake wife loves to watch crime shows before bed, and I'm afraid it has an affect on my mental health. What do I do?

Tell her to force you to watch it 24/7, even play it while you're sleeping. Make you have nightmares about it.

I got framed for attempting to destroy the world by starting a chain reaction in all supervolcanoes to make Earth inhabitable. I'm currently in hiding but people know my location. What should I do?

Jump into the volcano to prove you had nothing to do with it The volcano wouldn't kill you if it was your minion!

I need to sleep, but I also want to watch Netflix. What should I do?

Do both! Have one eye open while watching your show or film.

I am scared to go to the dentist, how do I overcome this?

Pull out all of your teeth yourself! Then you'll never have to go to the dentist!

How do I get motivated?

Drink lots of high caffeinated coffee!

I like sugar to much and I've become obese, how to I stop getting the urge to each so much sugar?

Burn all of the sugar fields in the world!

Where can I find a decent minion to do my evil bidding?