GENERAL Report Your Absence

I will be absent for three days, from tomorrow until Monday.

Starting on July 3rd, I'll be gone for two weeks.

I will have little to no access to a computer over the summer, so I'll be writing replies on my phone. Consequently, my post frequency (and quality) will be pretty low until September-ish. (I don't post as much as I should anyways, but just letting you guys know!)

Hey hey hey! Currently, I am on vacation and will be until the next week. Because of such, my days will be packed and replies and Discord activity are expected to be slow.

Due to a weeklong camp program I am volunteering at, my activity will be slowed down a lot in the mornings as well as part of the afternoon.

So, we switched hotels, and this one doesn’t have an outlet that I have an adaptor for. We’re here for four nights, so I won’t be able to write anything or check my Discord. If I find an adaptor in a store or something, this will change, but otherwise I’m useless for a week.

My boy Rainer Green is coming up to my place for the next week or so, and so both of us will be pretty slow on replies during that time!

Confirming slowness of replies. Also confirming that I am going to November's domicile of my own free will and of sound mind. I have not been drugged. I have not been blackmailed. I have not been coerced at knife-point. I have not been poisoned, only to be promised the antidote so long as I do as November says. I have not had a chip implanted in my brain which controls my muscular impulses like some sort of twitchy puppet. I have not been cursed, jinxed, or hexed.

None of these things have happened.

Do not send help.

Please.

Edit: As he lives in the woods, I may have been eaten by a bear. Should I begin answering my posts with large, suspicious typing errors, or an emphasis on how delicious bee grubs are, then please do send help. I am most likely dead, but the bear has my laptop, and I do not want it viewing my browsing history.

Hey everyone! I am going to be moving over the next few days so I’m anticipating some slowness in posting speed. Everything should be back to relatively normal by Sunday.

Hi everyone! I'm moving the next few days, so I won't be able to post as much. If I'm able to post each day, it won't be able to be as much as I do now. Everything should be fine in a few days though.