Don't shun your gift. Spread your power accross the whole world!

How do I ask someone out to a dance?

Eliminate all potential competition. They can't turn you down if you're the only option.

How to I politely say no when someone asks me out?

Laugh it off and act like they were joking. If they persist, just laugh harder.

How do I keep my hair from getting tangled?

Shave your hair off. Tangle free!
If that's not an option, just never comb it. Tangles don't exist if you never try to comb it. 

How can I stop from snacking so much? I'm always eating!

Lucy O'Sullivan wrote: 14 Jun 2018, 21:51 Shave your hair off. Tangle free!
If that's not an option, just never comb it. Tangles don't exist if you never try to comb it. 

How can I stop from snacking so much? I'm always eating!

Here's a tip from the newest professional: take all the food you've ever owned, throw it into a wooden box, throw a lock on that wooden box, and burn it until there is no more food. Lookie there, no more snacks!

Ugh, sometimes I really hate having such a variety of music to listen to. How do I shrink my music library?

Delete every song that has a word in a title that is less than four letters (like a, an, the, all, etc.). Only good songs have 4+ letter words (like Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious).

I have a hard time getting up in the morning no matter what time I go to bed. How can I find an effective way to get up when my alarm goes off?

Get someone to jump on your face to make you wake up faster.

I want more money! How do I get it without robbing anyone or breaking into a bank?

Buy a bunch of copies of Monopoly. They only cost like 10 bucks and they have thousands of dollars.

Who should I hire to perform at my birthday party?

Voldemort. He seems like he would be a blast! 

Hogwarts has really bad cell service, how do I get my phone to work better so I can order a pizza?

Try the Headmaster's office, there must be signal in there.

How do I tell someone that I love them?