Ridiculously wrong answers!

because they are secretly fluffy lawnmowers

why is grass green?

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Cause Akatsuki got irritated with his cousin and sent a fireball to the sun to make his cousin burn from the heat

Why does the moon come out during the day?

To kill someone and then drink their blood is better than drinking someone's blood then killing them

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because it had insomnia and was high, so it decided to ruin the sun’s day

Why do we talk?

Guinevere Russetwood, Y6, Slytherin
sta • 10 | eva • 12 | str • 6 | wis • 7 |arc • 10 | acc • 11
Akane Shimizu, Y6, Mahoutokoro
sta • 10 | eva • 10 | str • 5 | wis • 10 |arc • 10 | acc • 10

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because a lion made it so.

Why do people get sick?

Because there is sadness we cherish happiness and because there is anger, kindness is born.

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because a flying whale got bored of people being happy, so he created all sickness.

How many people live on earth?

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Noodles dancing

What do the teachers eat?


Sam and Colby vs. The world
"Have a carrot, please, calm yourself"
It must be nice, to have washington on your side
He/him

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Glass.
What is the meaning of life?

Reducio
:sly: I made that difficult on purpose!

I know that reference! - Steve Rogers/ Captain America

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Slapping yourself 100 times a day.

What is ice cream?

If humans and aliens fight I’ll help humans because we’re all humans.

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A highly contagious and deadly disease.

Why is the sky blue?

Ency
I'm an object in motion, I've lost all emotion
My two legs are broken, but look at me dance

Ridiculously wrong answers!
A Warthog with a sense of humor and a beautiful singing voice.

What makes a bird fly?