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By being very forceful and threaten him until you get what you want!

I just burnt my house down and am now homeless. What do I do?
Aspire to inspire, before we expire
STAM: 6 AGL: 5 STRG: 7 CTRL: 5
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Knock at random people's houses, asking to live there. 

I am always late to everything. How do I fix this?
STA: 5; A: 5; STR: 6; CON: 3; AP: 3; ACC: 8
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I will not be a flower picked only for my beauty. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget. -Erin Van Vuren
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Use a time turner to get everywhere 5 minutes early.

I tend to fall... a lot. Even when I'm not moving. How do I become less clumsy?
-A. Light
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Duct tape yourself to a wall so you can never fall again.


I'm super out of shape, how can I get more athletic?
♥ Le plus grand faible des hommes, c'est l'amour qu'ils ont de la vie ♥
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Eat an entire head of lettuce every day and nothing else. Then run 60 miles.

How do I get better at drawing?
PM me if you wanna RP! We can also discuss things over Discord if that's easier ^_^
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Consume the soul of a better artist to suck out all their skills

How can I get my crush to talk to me?
♥ Le plus grand faible des hommes, c'est l'amour qu'ils ont de la vie ♥
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Walk up and punch him in the face. He's bound to say something after that.

What color should I dye my hair?
PM me if you wanna RP! We can also discuss things over Discord if that's easier ^_^
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Lime green. It is most adventurous 

I wake up really early. How do I fix this?
Stamina: 6 Agility: 8 Strength: 6 Control: 5 Arcane Power: 7 Accuracy: 5
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Take horse tranquilizers. They'll keep you knocked out.

How do I get on TV?
PM me if you wanna RP! We can also discuss things over Discord if that's easier ^_^
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Step one: find a TV. Step two: Get on it.

How can I get my pilot's licence quickly?
Evelyn Rowe
Stamina: 4 Agility: 6 Strength: 2 Control: 7 Arcane Power: 6 Accuracy: 5
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