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Rub cat hair on your face.

What's the first thing you need to remember when throwing a party?

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That this party is all about you, and nobody can come to it so they don't steal your spotlight.

I want to train for the next Summer Olympics. What's a good training regimen?

Evelyn Rowe
Stamina: 4 Agility: 6 Strength: 2 Control: 7 Arcane Power: 6 Accuracy: 5
Bad Advice
Sit on the couch all day and watch the previous Olypics so you know what to expect.

What do I do if my car won't start?

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Push it down a hill. It clearly just needs some help to get moving.

I crashed my car, what should I do?

Evelyn Rowe
Stamina: 4 Agility: 6 Strength: 2 Control: 7 Arcane Power: 6 Accuracy: 5
Bad Advice
Duct Tape it! That fixes everything!

How do I make a healthy milkshake?

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Put a box of donuts, a bag of potato chips and soda into a blender.

How do you care for a plant?

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Bury it under the sea so it gets all the water it needs 24/7 

Help! I need to find a dress for the Blossom Fest Ball

Stamina: 6 Agility: 8 Strength: 6 Control: 5 Arcane Power: 7 Accuracy: 5
Bad Advice
Tie a bunch of flowers together, then leave them out in the sun for the glue to dry.

What should I wear to a job interview?

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A bunch of napkins sewn together. It’ll show them how resourceful you are.

How do you become a master artist?

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By tracing other people's work. Nobody will notice.

What should I write in my letter to Santa?

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