Ridiculously wrong answers!
By selling his beard to Grindelwald
What use are owls?
What use are owls?
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Ridiculously wrong answers!
To deliver you cookies. 
What is the purpose of a chicken nugget?
What is the purpose of a chicken nugget?
You wake up one day and notice you can fly, your happy today but being unaware can cause you to die.
Ridiculously wrong answers!
To play soccer with it.
What for is this galaxy made?
What for is this galaxy made?
Everything that glitters, isn't always a gold, but a diamond~
Ridiculously wrong answers!
it is to serve as cookie dough for pencil cases.
why does ice cream melt?
why does ice cream melt?
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Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because they can melt.
Birds can fly, why can't people fly?
Birds can fly, why can't people fly?
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Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because they'd explode!
Why do Goats eat everything?
Why do Goats eat everything?
WHAT IF I FALL? OH, MY DARLING
WHAT IF YOU FLY?
WHAT IF YOU FLY?
Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because they are made of dynamite.
Why are elephants so big?
Why are elephants so big?
Everything that glitters, isn't always a gold, but a diamond~
Ridiculously wrong answers!
because it's really sad
why do we have to eat?
why do we have to eat?
Ridiculously wrong answers!
To satisfy the worms that control our insides with an iron fist.
Why do cats purr?
Why do cats purr?