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:meninblack: Right on

On a Mars Bar. Duh.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Fearless | Calming Presence | E.L. | Prodigal Transfiguration
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Umm.... The answer machine couldn't answer you for that because you took out its IQ. So now it's dumb.

How do people stay calm when someone says gorilla?

Edit: I forgot, I'M the answer machine.

If you do not want people breaking your heart then don't give them a heart to break.
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^ THIRD YEAR STATS (do not apply to current broom race ^)
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Reducio
The answer is 42 ;)


Because they have never seen Tarzan.

If I'm the answer machine and you're the answer machine, than who is asking the questions?

Fearless | Calming Presence | E.L. | Prodigal Transfiguration
ST: 9 | EV: 9 | STR: 3 | WI: 8 | ARC: 9 | ACC: 11
Caretaker: A. P. Finch | iNPC: Yasha V.

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Well, you probably tied my brain in knots by now- Anyways, I think we are answer and question machines.

How would you describe Tarzan?

Thanks for the information. I did not know that!

If you do not want people breaking your heart then don't give them a heart to break.
Sta: 7 | Eva: 12 | Wis: 9 | Str: 5 | Arc: 5 | Acc: 8
^ THIRD YEAR STATS (do not apply to current broom race ^)
Hex code: #ec5a41 | Ency Link

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Tarzen is a shark in a palace of underwater lake.

What subject did Remus Lupin teach?

Everything that glitters, isn't always a gold, but a diamond~

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Lupin teaches knitting classes for old women over 70 years old

How do you describe Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Emilia Amber Bailey

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It is just a Potion name to make someone super active and know about extraordinary future.

What mistake did Severus Snape make?

Everything that glitters, isn't always a gold, but a diamond~

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He didn't use shampoo.

Who is Voldemort?

~ Toutes les meilleures personnes sont folles. C'est pourquoi la vie est plus amusante.~

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A very caring and kind fellow! Always looking out for Harry's wellbeing!

What exactly is pumpkin juice?

Keep your mind in hell; and don't despair.
Cursa McCoire
Rigel McCoire

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A wedding ring you give to your beloved~ then she'll love you forever.

What mistake did Dumbledore make?

If you do not want people breaking your heart then don't give them a heart to break.
Sta: 7 | Eva: 12 | Wis: 9 | Str: 5 | Arc: 5 | Acc: 8
^ THIRD YEAR STATS (do not apply to current broom race ^)
Hex code: #ec5a41 | Ency Link