Bad Advice

Lock yourself in a room with no windows and eat the key to the door. Now you’re addicted to keys! 

I am too shy to ask anyone if they want to rp. What do I do?

Rp with yourself problem solved lol or ask a dog to Rp with you

I'm addicted to keys I can't stop eating them what can I do to stop eating keys

Start drinking the blood of unicorns! Then you will live forever and become Lord— You Know Who 

I don’t have any dogs to rp with. HALP!

Then just rp with a tree lol

Help I'm addicted to Unicorns blood and that's all I crave how can I brake this bloody addiction

Just don't exist anymore! It'll stop the thirst

Help my flowers are dying

Do not water your plants 

How can I stop missing my mum when she goes away for work?

Draw a smiley face on a balloon and pretend it's your mom. Bonus: The balloon will never tell you to do chores!

How do I improve my dancing skills?

By standing barefoot on hot coal

Help I can't stop walking through walls

Stand completely still until you starve to death. Then you'll be in heaven where there are no walls to walk through.

How do I train my cat to sing?

By feeding it an mp3 player

Help I can't stop casting random spells