Choose Your Champion

Dwarf, I think short ladies with beards are cool, lol

Jupiter, Saturn, or Neptune?

Jupiter, it’s the largest.

Zeus, Athena, or Hermes?

Hermes, cuz Mercury is my dominant planet on my birth chart

Tornado, tsunami, or earthquake

Tornado. It carried away Dorothy’s house!

Hedwig, Pigwidgeon, or Crookshanks?

Crookshanks, uwu


Strawberry, chocolate, or pumpkin spicy

Pumpkin spicy. My mom really likes that stuff.

Youth, enthusiasm, or experience?

Youth

Coconut, watermelon, or pineapple

Coconut. You’re more likely to die from a coconut falling on your head, than a shark bite.

Joy, peace, or excitement?

Joy

Kangaroo, tarantula, or zebra

Tarantula. They’re really cool.

Closet, pantry, or cellar?