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Granted! But they're too small for your body

I wish for a cat

"Do I dare disturb the universe? In a minute, there is time. For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse."
- T.S. Eliot

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Granted, but it's very busy
I wish for a dog

WHAT IF I FALL? OH, MY DARLING
WHAT IF YOU FLY?

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Granted, but it's too big to fit in your house
I wish to own a car

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Granted, but it's a hotwheels car.

I wish to own Willy Wonka's chocolate factory

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Granted, but you become lactose intolerant after one bite.

I wish to understand physics.

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granted, but Math is now confusing.
i wish that this wish is messed up

WHAT IF I FALL? OH, MY DARLING
WHAT IF YOU FLY?

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Granted, now the letters in wish appear in this order: hiws

I wish for lasting world peace.

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Granted but humans go extinct!

I wish humans weren't extinct lol

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Granted, but every kind of baby animal is extinct.

I wish that dragons could speak.

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Granted, but now everyone is deaf.

I wish unhealthy food didn’t exist