~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but only for 1 second, so it's essentially just jumping.

I wish that I could duplicate myself.

Granted, but the copy of you is annoying.
I wish the next wish would not be muddled up

Granted, your current wish can be muddled up, and with this power I make your next wish able to be corrupted. I hope that makes even a small ammount of sense.

I wish that I was asleep.

Granted, but you will never be able to sleep the same way (Fully asleep ig, like a good nights rest)

I wish that Covid was over

Granted! The black plauge comes back!

I wish every disease and disorder was cured

Granted, but now everyone lives forever, even the really rubbish ones, and that is a long time.

I wish my clothes would launder themselves.

Granted, but you clothes all turn mustard yellow.

I wish that I had super speed.

But you had irreversible old person reaction level
I wish to have the best life.

Granted! Your life is the same, but every else's is worse.

I wish paper cuts never existed

Granted, but now fabric-cuts exist. Essentially just papercuts but from fabric.

I wish that I could grow plants by command.