~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but it's in a language you don't know.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you every time teleport inside a very deep hole or up the mountain peak. Living you just near the death. Okay, I can't think of any other opposite things

I wish I can have... green eyes! Not that I am so keen to have one. I just like green.

Granted, but it comes with a pair of sunglasses you can never remove.

I wish I knew every language to exist.

granted - you keep mixing them up in your head, and your thoughts become a confusing jumbled mess that nobody can understand but you.

i wish i could paint my nails green

Granted, but its an ugly green.

I wish I could have the power of telekinesis.

Granted but you can’t see what you are moving because you lose your sight.

I wish I could explore a cave.

Granted, but the cave is a home to a wild lion. While exploring, you encounter with that lion. So... You know what will happen next.

I wish I could watch the movie, Lord of Rings.

(@Nepture Emory, kudos. I snort-laughed at the casual cruelty of your nail polish corruption.)

Granted, but the dialogue has been dubbed over in a language foreign to you, and the subtitles are laughably inaccurate.

I wish I never had to wait for the kettle to boil water for my tea.

*dramatic mist and sparkles* granteddd except the water just won't boil

Now, for my turn- my great wish is for more wishes of course to have a pet snake in real life

Granted, but it is stinky so your mum chucks it outside
I wish i you could have a none stinky snake irl