~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but it's a rock with sticks for legs and googly eyes for it's eyes. On the bright side, you don't have to feed it and worry about it's venom.

I wish I was bloody fast in writing

~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!
You are but you only write the word 'cheese' over and over!!
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I wish for more Galleons

The stones here speak to me, and I know their mute language.

~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!
Granted! but your galleons are fake gold

I wish I could fly

~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!
Oh that's sad

Granted but you fall >=D
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I wish to be better at writing

The stones here speak to me, and I know their mute language.

~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!
Granted! But you don't know the alphabet

I wish I had a pen

~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!
Sure but it only writes in the color you dont want it to
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I wish I was cis

~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!
Granted!
But you keep having gender euphoria.
I wish i had true friends.

ℭ𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔄𝔲𝔯𝔬𝔯𝔢|Stamina:2|Evasion:2|Strength:3|Wisdom:10|Arcane Power: 6|Accuracy: 7|

~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!
Granted, but you have an endless amount of TRUE enemies

I wish I could time travel to the 80s

~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!
Granted!
But you can't access physical objects (cars, people, fashion)

I wish that Albus gets endless torture.

ℭ𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔄𝔲𝔯𝔬𝔯𝔢|Stamina:2|Evasion:2|Strength:3|Wisdom:10|Arcane Power: 6|Accuracy: 7|

~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!
WHAT! THATS TORTURE!
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... granted! But it's endless hugs! And Albus doesn't like hugs (lets just say he doesn't.)
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I wish I could bleach my hair