~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but the tides would never exist again.

I wish I had a moonpie

Granted! But it's terrible.

I wish we had tides again!!!! I need to surf! (even though I don't)

Granted! You asked for a tide just to surf, I gave you the internet.

I wish I had a sickle to win

Nice...

Granted! But you can't win the next one!!

I wish for my favourite childhood show to be reaired.

Granted, but it's reaired with a spinoff.

I wish I could win two sickles.

Spin-offs are great. Whatchu talking about?
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Granted! But you can't use them.
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I wish for some headache pills.

Granted, but you just have mucus in your skull- idk what it's called.

I wish for the 1970s to return

Granted! But you screwed all the women in the world over.

I wish for Scooby Doo.

O.o I think you scared away my wish- I'd like it back XD

Granted! You have Scooby Doo, but he won't listen because there is NO scooby snacks on your world.

I wish I was invincible

Awe.

Granted! But now everyone just uses you as a shield.

I wish you could take your wish back.