~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

granted! you get to hear all the wonderful and horrible things people think 24/7, all their deepest secrets, all their thoughts about you and everyone they meet and everything about their lives- it's enough to drive anybody mad.

i wish i was never bored

Granted! You take pleasure in doing absolutely nothing, because there is nothing to do.

I wish I was intellegent.

granted, but you cant communicate that intelligence to anyone

i wish i could read two books at once

Granted, but you can't use your eyes for anything other than reading two books.

I wish I could jump higher than the moon

granted. has anyone ever mentioned that humans can't survive without space suits? well, i'll leave you to imagine what comes next.

i wish i could get full marks in every test

Granted, but your full marks mean that you are too smart for the businesses own good, so every business turns you down. but on the bright side, you can create your own business.

I wish I could eat any endangered species for lunch. >:)

Granted, but you and anyone you ask to help you will never be able to catch any.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but you can't do anything other than control time, and you will live a very short life.

I wish I could own as many cats as I can.

Granted but the cats don’t like you.

I wish I could never have to sleep.

Granted, but you can't stay awake either.


I wish I could be like Percy jackson.