~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! What counts as 'deserved to die'? Does anyone 'deserve to die'? Once the world's governments find out about your new power, they force you to spend all your life, 24/7, saving everyone from death. You now have no free time (including to eat or sleep) and the world's absolutely crammed with people.

I wish I could see people's auras

Granted, but in the end everyone's aura is horrible and terrifying because of the human nature that simply shows no one has a good aura, after all, we are all monsters. And so, you will become paranoid and you will go and hide in a basement for the rest of your days absolutely horrified by the things you've seen in people's auras. That escalated quickly


I wish I knew how to use Photoshop properly.

granted. You cant use anything else though, so i guess now you have to do all your spreadsheets and typing on Photoshop. Computers are virtually useless to you now. Whelp.

I wish I could slow time

Granted, but can only make it slow and slower, meaning that if you make it too slow, you will perpetually live in a world in which everyone and everything is way too slow for you to interact with them.

I wish I could swim with sharks.

granted! but now you can only swim with sharks. no walking on land anymore, just swimming.

I wish I knew every language.

Granted, but you stay trapped in your house at all times.

I wish I could graduate High School with straight A's

Granted, but it was absolutely useless as you don't know what to do with your life now.

I wish i didn't have to go to school meetings

Granted, but you WANT to go. (You said you didn't HAVE to go.)

I wish I could sting like a bee.

granted! but you can't control it, so a meer handshake could end in you stinging someone.

I wish I could teleport to wherever I wanted.

Granted, but you don't want to go anywhere.

I wish I had everything in the world and a lifetime supply of happiness.