~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted but you can't eat them.

I wish I could breathe both under water and above water

Granted but there is no water anywhere.

I wish I could unpack all my belongings in no time at all.

granted but everything's invisible so you cant find anything anyway.

i wish i had magical powers.

Granted but you can only conjure ungrilled grilled cheese.

I wish I could play the guitar.

Granted, but you play so bad nobody ever watches you.

I wish I could make myself into a sick emoji!

granted but you can't turn yourself back to human.

i wish i had infinite space

Granted but you don’t have anything else.

I wish I could publish a book and it was a worldwide success.

granted but you never get a moment's peace for the rest of your life because you're hounded by paparazzi.

i wish i didn't need to sleep

Granted, you can't sleep because you're a ghost.

I wish I could have any meal I wanted without having to make the effort of cooking it.

Granted. But the food tastes disgusting.

I wish I could have a nice friendly kitty cat.