Letters to London solo Closed

3 February 2021

Hey Nakamura,

Sorry I haven't written until now- I forgot. Anyways, hows everything going, asshole? I got sorted into Gryffindor, and that stupid moving staircase is making everything a lot harder.

I find it truly amazing you failed at Potions- it's easy. No wonder your grade average never rose above a P.

Do you still suck at baseball? Your pitch can't have been as bad as it was when I last saw you about half a year ago.

I'll see you when school ends.

Regards,
Suki

Last edited by Kage Suzuki on 4 May 2021, 01:05, edited 1 time in total.

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Letters to London solo Closed
8 February 2021

Hey Suki,

No wonder, with that brain of yours. Everything's going fine, for your information. I'm applying for a job at the Ministry, don't think I'm gonna get it. Gryffindor's cool- I got sorted in there too. Sorting Hat took his time with my year. Only someone like you gets stuck on a simple staircase. I memorized the routes in less than a week.

Don't start getting cocky- it gets harder. And for your information, I had a grade average of A, not P, for first year, at least.

My pitch is tons better than yours- you can't even throw a perfect knuckleball without tripping over your own feet.

See ya, and good luck with whatever.

Best,
Chris


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Letters to London solo Closed
10 February 2021

Hey Nakamura,

My brain's ton betters than that sponge you call yours. A job huh? As what- a whatchamacallit- janitor? I'd see why they would deny your application.

That's not much to brag about, idiot. There's tons of people here with straight Os for all subject- people who actually get good grades on their NEWTS and OWLS. What'd you get for second year, third, and so forth?

Can too. 67 mph, last time I checked, so you screw it.

Very funny.

Regards,
Suki


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Letters to London solo Closed
12 February 2021

Hey Suki,

Why thank you. Sponges soak up information, so that's a compliment. Why'd anyone need a janitor when they got magic? Dummy. Clerk for sports thingy, not janitor. Doubt the Ministry has janitors.

Better not talk about the rest of my grades. It only goes downhill from there.

Nah. More like 0 mph.

Very funny yourself.

Best,
Nakamura


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Letters to London solo Closed
15 February 2021

Hey Nakamura,

No baka idiot, sponges soak up information, but they change it. A sponge soaks up water, but it's no longer a liquid when it's stored up. And when it's left for a long time, guess what happens?
Everything's dried up.
Like a raisin.
You don't even watch Quidditch or Broom Racing or any of that.

Ha. Proves my point.

0 mph isn't even moving. That means I was never holding the baseball, or it never left my hand, idiot.

Regards,
Suki


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Letters to London solo Closed
20 February 2021

Hey Suki,

Too bad and too bad.

Nothing is proved unless you count your stupidity.

Exactly. That's how terrible your pitches are.

Also, your mother asked my mother about your house. My mother then asked me since yeah. Should I tell her or no?

Best,
Nakamura


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Letters to London solo Closed
24 February 2021

Nakamura,

Too bad yourself. Football season's ending soon. Same with baseball (go Yankees). You watching? I have no way to watch... Hogwarts doesn't have televisions or radios. Pity.

Better than you, at least.

Speak for yourself.

Let her figure it out herself (my mother, I mean). Honestly though- you think she'll owl me or something? Dunno if that old owl is even still alive.

Regards,
Suzuki


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Letters to London solo Closed
27 February 2021

Hey Suki,

Only watching baseball. One thing at a time, or else my brain explodes. Baseball this year, football next. Yankees suck. Go Astros. Yankees aren't doing so well. Neither are the Nats, or the Astros. Random tiny teams rising to the top. Weird, this year.

I will choose not to answer that.

I speak for you.

If I'm gonna be honest, probably not. Sorry. I mean, it's getting more obvious that she kinda (kinda) doesn't like you? I mean, I dunno. But like she literally lives at the Ministry. Pretty sure she's the only one. There's gotta be a reason, right?

Best,
Nakamura


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