~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Aww, that's a sweet wish! I hate to destroy it. Granted, but it is so easy that...you are done quickly with no stress, but this means that you get bored of the house quickly.

I wish I had more creativity.

Granted, but then you lose all the skills you have in any art so your creativity is of no use.

I wish I could be a metamorphmagus.

Granted, but you can only turn into ugly old people with no teeth. Sorry

I wish I was a mermaid

Granted, but you are the only mermaid in the sea, so you will feel lonely all the time

I wish I could sleep all day.

Granted, but you can never wake up

I wish I had a 1000 chocolate frogs

Granted. But they stay animated forever, including during consumption.

I wish I had a lapful of kittens

Granted, but they are wild cats and their mother is coming to get you.

I wish pre-algebra would magically disappear FOREVER!!!

Granted! Now, in place of your prealgebra curriculum, you are expected to go straight into advanced geometry. Enjoy your trig!

I wish I had 10 more sickles.

Granted, but they’re in the form of knuts.

I wish I could survive an all-nighter

Granted, but you will be unable to sleep for the of your life except for catnaps.


I wish I could live in a library