~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but there always twisted

I wish I could imagine things alive.

Granted but they will never listen to you.

I wish I could talk to animals

Granted, but it doesn’t stop them from attacking you.

I wish I was shorter.

Wish granted but you’re so tiny no one can see you

I wish my brother wasn’ as annoying

Granted, but you are not allowed to see him ever again.

I wish I would get anything I wanted for free

Granted, but your never satisfied

I wish my mom wasn’t so consumed with politics.

Granted! Your mom has found a new obsession: muggle tabloid magazines (she refuses to owl you because she thinks that owls are security devices deployed by the Ministry to spy on people).

I wish to become immortal.

Granted, but you are not allowed to talk to anybody I would hate to be immortal, because you everybody you love will die and you will be so alone

I wish I could speak every language