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Granted! You have a ton of random facts that will not help you at all in life. You know the year soap was invented, but don't know how to multiply.

I wish I could fly.

"Making a lark of the misery" - TS

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[font=big caslon]Granted! Accept you can only stay in the air for a second.

I wish I could speak to animals.[/font]

"The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly."

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ok but you can ONLY speak to animals now

I wish i was in slytherin

Potayto, Potahto, Tomayto, Tomahto.
You say Tomayto...
I say Ham Sandwich!

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[font=big caslon]Granted, but you never get to do anything with them.

I wish I could turn invisible.[/font]

"The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly."

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Granted! You're invisible forever. No one can see, hear, or touch you.

I wish I had wings.

"Making a lark of the misery" - TS

~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!
[font=big caslon]Granted, but they are small and useless.

I wish that I had a pet fox.[/font]

"The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly."

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Granted! It attacks you, bites you, and has to be taken away from you!

I wish I had an elephant.

"Making a lark of the misery" - TS

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[font=big caslon]Granted. To bad it has to live in your house 24/7.

I wish I could go to Yellowstone at Christmas.[/font]

"The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly."

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Granted! You go there, but it's closed!

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

"Making a lark of the misery" - TS

~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!
[font=big caslon]Granted, but it's really aggressive! Hope you have a safe place to hide.

I wish I could go play in the snow.[/font]

"The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly."