~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

granted, but you can't express it.

I wish I could have multiple threads at the same time without somebody abandoning one.

granted, but you will hate them
I wish I was more flexible

Granted! But you will have no bones and turn Jelly-like.


I wish I can control an element

granted but you can't control anything else
I wish that I could overcome my fear of going underwater (did i just expose myself?!! )

Granted, but if you are out of water you feel like your suffocating.

I wish I had a penguin.

Granted, but it will bite you

I wish I had the maurauder's map

granted, but its a toy one, meaning you can't use it.

I wish that I had multiple RPG threads going on.

Granted, but the grammar is REALLY bad

I wish I had only O’s

granted, but everything in your life is rated a Troll. (T the worst grade one can get)

I wish that i had more threads to interact with because I'm always bored

granted, but they are also boring.

I wish I had more time for all of my work.