~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

granted but you cant use it....

I wish my back didn't hurt like I'm an Old-

lol granted but everything else will
I wish I had a pet dragon

granted but it bites


I wish i was already at 900 T^T

900 on what?

(replies to threads)

I wish i could never feel pain

granted, but you can't feel emotions either
I wish that I could control the elements

granted, but the moment you are halfway through your life you loose the power...

I wish i could not get headaches

granted but you will have to sit through a massive headache before you die that is all the headaches you would have had pulled into one giant headache
I wish that everyone felt confident in themselves

granted but you feel so self concious and people are so confident they bully you

i wish i could joke and not be taken so seriously at times.

Damn, you corrupted that wish good!
Granted, but your serious moments will be treated like a joke (sorry )