~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but now we can't live on Earth.

I wish I was able to do gymnastics.

Granted, but every time you do it, you break a bone.

I wish I didn't like (crush).

Granted! But you will never love anyone.


I wish I could have my own personal genie.

Granted, but after you use up your wishes, they become someone else's.

I wish my crush liked me back.

Granted, but they like another person too and want the three of you to be in a relationship together.

I wish I didn't bleed once a month for several days straight...

it's a very serious condition I have that causes it. It has a fancy name in latin: Femina, feminae.

Granted, but you are no longer female.

I wish I had the courage to talk to my crush and tell him I like him because I know the feeling is mutual.

Granted!But you can only tell him in a language he doesn't understand.



I wish I could fall asleep easily.

Granted! but then you sleep for 50 years.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich

Granted, but somehow you can't eat it!

I wish humans could teleport.

Granted! but they would teleport to a random location

I wish I had a new computer.