ೃ*. letters to a penpal. • PV Henry K. closed

Dear Fyodor,

It's good to hear from you again Fyodor, with all the end of year physical and mental exams, I barley felt like I had time for anything else. My second year, it wasn't too much of a dread because I'm on the broom racing team now, only because during my quidditch tryout I didn't pass the quaffle and apparently you have to pass to be consider a good team member or whatever. Did you really fail all your classes? Those classes must be awful now since your by far smarter than me and I only failed half of mine, which unlike you I couldn't hide from my family since my grandfather comes to the school daily. But it wasn't that bad when he found out, I just have to take more hours of dull lessons.... fun right... even in the summer I have to take lessons because of that.....just great

Ilvermorny sounds the same then as your last letter Fyodor, but Dumstrang is fine if you can get past the over aggressive raging hormones and musky body odor, everything is just fine....

I heard about that trip to Hogwarts, are you going? I have to sinc I'm on the broom racing team and I'm pretty sure were racing the other schools. Anyway your not that much of a pompous American and I'm your best friend so I should know! But some of those Hogwarts kids are annoying especially when it comes to school, I'm confused how some of them think their going to the better school??? From the sounds of it Hogwarts sounds like a more dangerous and annoying place than Dumstrang so how is it better??

Anyway are you coming here for the summer camp thing? Dumstrang versus a Hogwarts house in quidditch, I'm not going instead I have to go back home. Great another summer to be ignored, I can't wait.... but the summer thing also sounds a bit dull, since either Dumstrang wins or if they lost their will be fight something I would rather miss. About the match their going up against hufflepuff, I mean the hogwarts houses are ridiculous at least Ilvermorny makes sense after creatures but Hogwarts is just plain ridiculous, what even is a hufflepuff???

I better get going now before I'm late for martial arts training with my tutor, please write back soon I feel like I'm dying here.

Your Best Friend,
Charles A.

Date: July 28th, 2020
Addressed to: Charles Alluring (iNPC) @Henry Knight
From: Fyodor Prior (iNPC)
Destination: Durmstrang Institute, Russia / Charles' residence

Dear Charles,

Oh yeah, of course, summer tutor lessons are always fun. Hint on the sarcasm obviously, though I've had to take a few myself. Figured I should make a good impression second year so they don't kick me out or anything. How depressing that would be.

As for Hogwarts, I do plan on going. It'd be fun, y'know? Messing around with them and making fun of their accents. I heard a student planted a bomb in the bathroom once, though. They sound like a bunch of lunatics to me.
I think the houses are named after people?? But they couldn't have been that important if we don't even know about them. The Slytherins seem awful cool, I might fit in with their crowd.

I can't go to the Quidditch match unfortunately, since mom and dad thought it'd be a splendid idea for me to waste away the summer with an old relative. I mean, I don't even know this woman! She's so old she doesn't even remember who I am sometimes. It's kind of freaky, actually.

Speaking of which it's time to give the old hag her daily pudding cup. I'll write you back soon!

The most amusing man alive,

Dear Fyodor,

Aren't you always Sarcastic, Капитан. Is the old hag then doing your summer lessons, your more lucky than me if she is. I'm stuck with some annoying git who always compares me to Andrew, yes I think I get it after 12 years of living that Andrew is perfect in everyway and could never make a mistake, did you catch my sarcasm Капитан? But if you do get kicked out then maybe you can join me at Dumstrang, it isn't as comfy and laid back as Ilvermony is but you can get away with jinxing others.

If your going then cheer me on at the race even through I plan on winning either way, did you hear that hogwarts only just created a broom racing team this year? How good could they even be there, my guess they will pretend to be good when really they are awful. Are you sure their not to dim witted to be messed with Капитан, but laughing at their accents sounds pretty fun.

Planting a dung-bomb in the bathrooms? They do sound like lunatics, deranged lunatics more likely but you only like slytherin since it sounds the most like snakes, I'm I wrong? But I will admit they do sound pretty cool if you let the fact that their houses are named after unimportant people.

Speaking of I just got a owl from school saying for the first month or so I need to have two pen pals from other schools for this hogwarts event, and apparently writing to you doesn't count as a pen pal. Just great, how worse could this get not to mention stupid, I wonder who I will get paired up with? Hopefully it's some hot French girl through....

Looks like were both trapped inside for the summer. how's spending it with your relative through? Are you sure she's related to you and your parents just didn't trick you into watching some old hag? Well anyway I'm meeting some family to over the summer, August 10th I will meet three cousins and a uncle that I never met before, just my luck.... I don't know much about then just that they attend hogwarts, maybe I could ask them some questions about the school?

I better go, Andrew is making up lies again. I might steal some money and come to American to you if all doesn't go well with my unknown family in a few weeks, will write again later.

The best Russian/British Racer
Charles A.