Favorite Quotes

Some people go miniature golfing with their parents. We go to India to look for nukes.
—Sydney

McKenas Cole:
[to Sydney] Now, I know I'm not the subtlest guy when it comes to women and I probably said something insanely inappropriate, because you told me if I ever talked to you again, you'd break my kneecaps. Which just made me love you

Agent Jack Bristow:
The illusion of freedom is better than none at all.

Vaughn:
Yeah... I'll break into the Vatican with you.

"I'm not saying I hate him/her, but I'd unplug their life support to charge my phone."
-unknown

"It's more about the picture, not the person...wait no-"

~me last night, talking about the one and only, Tom Felton

"This is it — this is all there is — and I feel like it's slipping through my fingers like a handful of sand."
Don Draper, Mad Men.

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.
-Hermione Granger

"Jester I am not your father. Any man can have a child, only someone who is around to raise them well can call themselves a father."
-The gentleman (Played by Matthew Mercer in Critical role)