29 Aug 2020, 00:17
Letters home
Hey looser,
It's been a few days, and I've been 'keeping a positive attitude' and looking at everything with an 'open mind' and so far, I have no idea what you see in this hellhole.
Let's review.
There are people everywhere.
You're just...expected to know things.
Nobody can shut their traps about quidditch
There is a CURFEW
The robes
The noise
Everything is old
The pens
The teachers
So yeah. Everything sucks, this is hell, and I hate you for not switching places with me.
-JBL
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29 Aug 2020, 00:33
Letters home
Hey dumbass,
FIRST OFF, you are the biggest idiot who's ever roamed this great green earth. And you already know my opinion on this. If you're only going to Owl so you can whine little brat, I don't see why I should even bother to read your letters.
Second off, you know I can't switch places with you. I hurt a lot of people. I got expelled. They'd recognize me for sure. Stop being so bitter about this and learn to appreciate what you've got.
And last but not least. I GOT ACCEPTED INTO DURMSTRANG. I'M GOING TO SCHOOL NEXT YEAR JAX. I got this cool new wand that won't break if I try to use it, and they've got this dope uniform, and a huge curriculum which focuses on the dark arts, and oh my god. I'm so happy. I. Am. So. Happy. I get to be back around magic. No more muggle world. No more having to learn chemistry. No more Conner. No more having to listen to your sister whine about her makeup.
I'M BACK BABY.