~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! But you don't get to choose what you shapeshift into.

I wish I could get a better pc

Granted, but you can't use it because its in a locked box buried in your yard and you don't know where.

I wish I was a superhero and everybody loves me

Granted but your a terrible superhero and the first supervillian the shows up completly disseminates your city.

I wish I could stop and start time at will.

Granted! But one time you end up stuck in stop

I wish this to be my last wish

GRANTED!!
But you will only wish for what you least desire

I wish to not be afraid of the dark.

Granted! But you'll spend the rest of your life in the dark...

I wish I was very smart

Granted but you will appear to everyone else as very stupid.

I wish I that I could time travel

Granted! But you can never come back to any time that coincides with your natural life.

I wish could write book characters into being

Granted but they will hate you

I wish I could read minds.

Granted! But you couldn't control when and how many

I wish to be an astrophysicist