Ridiculously wrong answers!

24 9

29 Sep 2026, 03:17

Voldemort. Sorry, You-Know-Who

Why do deer always eat my flowers?

29 Sep 2026, 03:18

Because 1+1=62

Why am I hungry?

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Sara Bonnel

24 9

29 Sep 2026, 03:20

Because Santa flew by your house to drop off early christmas presents

Why would people burn witches at stakes when real witches could just douse the fire?

Diana Roberts

Second year, Ravenclaw

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29 Sep 2026, 03:21

Because all the witches were too busy brewing a potion to either create or destroy their boyfriends (lol, just came up w/ that)

Why am I cold??

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29 Sep 2026, 03:22

So that the Easter bilby that is what we call it in Queensland, Australia can deliver the Christmas Presents.

Why is my nose orange?

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Sara Bonnel

24 9

29 Sep 2026, 03:23

Because it wants to be!

Why am I here?

29 Sep 2026, 03:25

To have lunch with llamas

When will I eat?

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Trixie Astoria

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29 Sep 2026, 05:16

Dinosaur

Why are my feet cold?