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Because tiny little forest creatures like to walk around in moss

Why must I have bad eye sight?

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Because the burrito-men came and took the taco-prisoners away.

Why does the sun burn my eyes?

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Because dragon.

Why is it bad to go into a black hole?

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Because you'll end up in the core of the earth

Why is it a bad idea to form an Anarchy You all know you want to

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Indeed.. Because little men will come and carry your bed into a flying glass elevator in your sleep

Why can't I eat the forbidden cottony candy n the walls (fiber glass)?

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Because an angry man will come and kidnap you.

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Why are koalas fluffy?

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Selling my Chocolate Frog Cards, find the post in The Counter Chat!

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Because they wear medieval grade shiny armor.

Why can't I sleep?

Discover what's new, recover what's old

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Because the trees are growing
Why is a ruler used to draw straight lines?

"The sun rises and the sun sets. Then, it repeats."

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Because Mars is in line with Saturn

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