Ridiculously wrong answers!

to stop them from flying.

how do i stop crying while cutting onions?

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

Ridiculously wrong answers!
By eating them

How do I go a year without sleeping?

"At the end of the dark tunnel is a light, so reach forward and feel the sun" - Bella Light

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Think about your existence too hard

Why are lemons our?

"You look like you need some Pixy Stixs! Want one?"

Ridiculously wrong answers!
because they can't be theirs :sly: since you wrote our instead of sour lol

why are cats Cat so cute?

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

Ridiculously wrong answers!
cause i turned giraffe years old when i ate one!!! You learn this at elementary school... Seriously, this generation os ruined...

Why am I a potato?

zzzzazsazzzzzzzency♕ "I fear not the one who has practiced 10,000 kicks
zzzzazsaonce, but I fear the one who has practiced one kick 10,000 times" - Bruce Lee ♕shop

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because the sun rose yesterday

Why are mountains call mountains and seas called seas?

"At the end of the dark tunnel is a light, so reach forward and feel the sun" - Bella Light

Ridiculously wrong answers!
because mountains can't sea. (legit)

why are sweets sweet?

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because sours are sour

Why is my sister always crying

𝕤𝕥𝕒: 𝟟|𝕖𝕧𝕒: 𝟝|𝕤𝕥𝕣: 𝟟|𝕨𝕚𝕤: 𝟝| 𝕒𝕣𝕔: 𝟞|𝕒𝕔𝕔: 𝟝

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because grass is red
Why is sky blue?

Life without friends is like life without colours

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because it is brown

Why do I have the worst luck

Wis 9|Acc 8|Eva 7
Beware My Bite
Sta 5|Arc 5|Str 6