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A blitz a blur a potato says ok-urr
Remy had no idea what that meant but it was running through his mind. It was a weird phrase he picked up that rattled around his empty skull all morning after overhearing some older students say it. Perhaps it was meant to be an insult, maybe it was a secret code used by cowards like hufflepuffs and criminals like ravenclaws. Whatever it was, Remy decided it was a horrible language.
Then. He heard it again. What in the hell was going on? What was this 'a blitz, a blur, a potato says ok-urr'? When he turned towards the direction of the forbodden noise in the corridors, he stomped towards them, his broad shoulders taking up half of the route with purpose. His eyes narrowed into a squint of annoyance and Remy continued to move as if he were barreling through the crowd.
When Remy got to the source of the sound, a boy who was talking to his friend, Remy stopped behind his back and snarled so loudly that he felt the saliva pool up in his mouth, dripping to the ground when it overflowed. One massive hand shot forwards, grabbing the back of the student's trousers and Remy yanked upwards, hard, harder than what a normal student could do since Remy could do whatever damage this action could do with a formula that could take into consideration a 12 strength and a +30% physical damage.
A loud howling of pain could be heard, and Remy took pleasure in it, the sound hitting all of the areas in his brain that gave him dopamine. Oh cruel world. Well, if the kid wanted to say weird things, he was going to pay the weird tax.
Remy looked around for something before seeing the sconces holding a candle. With his free hand, he removed a candle and lifted the boy high enough to latch his trousers onto the awkward surface before letting go and letting him dangle there before he turned around to face the others in the corridors. "NE ONE ELFS?" anyone else? He yelled out, his voice sharp and gravelly.
Who was going to challenge him? Who was going to get their ass kicked? Who was going to repeat something stupid and confuse him?
@Fawkes Chaos
Remy had no idea what that meant but it was running through his mind. It was a weird phrase he picked up that rattled around his empty skull all morning after overhearing some older students say it. Perhaps it was meant to be an insult, maybe it was a secret code used by cowards like hufflepuffs and criminals like ravenclaws. Whatever it was, Remy decided it was a horrible language.
Then. He heard it again. What in the hell was going on? What was this 'a blitz, a blur, a potato says ok-urr'? When he turned towards the direction of the forbodden noise in the corridors, he stomped towards them, his broad shoulders taking up half of the route with purpose. His eyes narrowed into a squint of annoyance and Remy continued to move as if he were barreling through the crowd.
When Remy got to the source of the sound, a boy who was talking to his friend, Remy stopped behind his back and snarled so loudly that he felt the saliva pool up in his mouth, dripping to the ground when it overflowed. One massive hand shot forwards, grabbing the back of the student's trousers and Remy yanked upwards, hard, harder than what a normal student could do since Remy could do whatever damage this action could do with a formula that could take into consideration a 12 strength and a +30% physical damage.
A loud howling of pain could be heard, and Remy took pleasure in it, the sound hitting all of the areas in his brain that gave him dopamine. Oh cruel world. Well, if the kid wanted to say weird things, he was going to pay the weird tax.
Remy looked around for something before seeing the sconces holding a candle. With his free hand, he removed a candle and lifted the boy high enough to latch his trousers onto the awkward surface before letting go and letting him dangle there before he turned around to face the others in the corridors. "NE ONE ELFS?" anyone else? He yelled out, his voice sharp and gravelly.
Who was going to challenge him? Who was going to get their ass kicked? Who was going to repeat something stupid and confuse him?
@Fawkes Chaos
In loving memory of the greatest and kindest woman. I adore you, and I will miss you, Dolly. My heart breaks for you, for your family, and for the world. You can be with Carl now, as an upside. And I Will Always Love You.