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By climbing Mount Everest!

what's 2+2?

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It’s the toilet paper

How long is a day?

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1 centimeter

Where can I find a deer?

Discover what's new, recover what's old

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in your hair, grazing.

whay's the best thing i could gift my music loving friend?

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

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A formula 1 car.

Where can I swim?

Discover what's new, recover what's old

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On the moon

Why do brits love tea

I'm outta quotes yall ;)
L. Abel Charles

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Tea secretly makes a person's life last longer and the British discovered this! So now they constantly drink tea

Why is the ocean blue?

𝕀π•₯𝕒: 𝟟|𝕖𝕧𝕒: 𝟝|𝕀π•₯𝕣: 𝟟|π•¨π•šπ•€: 𝟝| 𝕒𝕣𝕔: 𝟞|𝕒𝕔𝕔: 𝟝

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Because willow trees have leaves
Why am I always tired?

Mia Xu "The night is a beautiful velvet curtain; it hides the shards of a broken soul while whispering the secrets only the damaged are wise enough to hear."

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Because your nose is upside down.

Why are tissues soft?

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"Two thing are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe" - Albert Einstein

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Because cheese is pink.

Why do we ride horses?

β€œYou think the dead we loved ever truly leave us?”-Sirius Black
"With great power comes great need to take a nap"-Nico di Angelo