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in the ceiling

What do cats drink?

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Dobby's abandoned pillowcase.

how do i become rich?

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

Ridiculously wrong answers!
By travelling to New York and removing cats from underneath trees

What's a middle name?

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A Shark

What's on the pizza?

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A monkey singing in French

Why did the hippogriff explode?

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Because the sun was too bright

Why was Hogwarts ever founded?

"At the end of the dark tunnel is a light, so reach forward and feel the sun" - Bella Light

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to turn eleven year olds noseless.

how do i run faster?

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

Ridiculously wrong answers!
By eating more apples

How do I learn to fly?

"At the end of the dark tunnel is a light, so reach forward and feel the sun" - Bella Light

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Steal a monkey's bananas.

where do penguins live?

adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey

Ridiculously wrong answers!
In the libraries

How to start a campfire?

"At the end of the dark tunnel is a light, so reach forward and feel the sun" - Bella Light