~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted, but then one day, a muggle born student contacts the headmaster requesting a houses system to be put in place as their muggle school has such a system in place before they came to Hogwarts. The headmaster finds the system interesting and now sorts people randomly into different houses. Each house is named after the 4 founders and while people are still sorted randomly, there is still a thing for hating people based on their house.

I wish for universal peace

GRANTED, but peace occurred because mankind was wiped out of existence.

I wish that no one goes hungry ever again, but are alive, on earth, eating what they like, and not getting any illnesses from it.

Granted, but now everyone needs to work twice as hard for the same amount of food they got earlier.

I wish for people to stop making wishes.

Granted, the wishes are no longer called wishes, they are called requests.

I request that people can wish again.

Granted, but anyone who makes a wish will be graded the opposite of it

I wish that I do not learn about the day I die and have no message of preventing it bb

Granted but all your close ones will know about it!

I wish I could go anywhere I wish anytime I like without anything stopping me.

Granted, but everywhere you go something terrible happens. At one point people will start blaming you

I wish I could go back to bed

Granted, but you have no blanket and it's really cold

I wish time would move slower

Granted, but for everyone else. You will be moving faster

I wish for any form of wish granting to cease without any loopholes to be formed.

Granted! But you wish for the wrong things

I wish I had a blanket