~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted but it’s all haunted

I wish I knew the answer to every question

Granted, but you can't detail it out for anyone else to understand. So only you and YOU know the answer to the world's deepest questions

I wish to have the ability to stop corruption in wishes.

Granted, only for two seconds.

I wish I could teleport throughout my life while retaining all my normal abilities and can also control my power of teleportation.

Granted, but your control is only over when it happens, not where you teleport to.

I wish I could breathe underwater, but keep all my normal human anatomy at the same time (e.g. breathing earth’s air as a gas, my appearance, etc.). Indefinitely.

Granted, but only in ponds

I wish I could read minds of the people while retaining all my normal human abilities.

Granted, but they can control what you can read from their minds

I wish to have the ability to stop corruption in wishes for an indefinite period of time, without any loopholes, while ensuring the universe and every sub-atomic particle in it continues as it is continuing right now with only my wish as I stated affecting them, but nothing more.

Granted, but because you wished for no loopholes, your mind must go though every possible loophole there is and close it firmly, therefore causing your brain to overload and shut down before the wish is fulfilled and by the time you wake up, you are is a different dimension because you requested that every subatomic particle to continue as it is continuing right now and even though you are in the 4th dimension of time, the place you are in has not changed but as this is outside of the 3 dimensional world the rest of us are living in, you cannot ever make that wish again otherwise it causes the disruption of the balance of the universe, causing all dimensions to crumple in on themselves as gravity shifts causing what we know as: the end of time

I wish for infinite, yummy, humanly edible, invisible but still there, slightly warm, cookies!

Granted but your allergic to them

I wish I could manipulate objects to get what I want while remaining normals and being able to control my power

Granted, but because you are the only one with this power, the world renowned scientists take you to a laboratory to *clears throat* take you apart to see if they can replicate it.

I wish that the person who tries to fulfill my wish has to write a 100 word paragraph on why my wish cannot be fulfilled the way I want wishing also for a wish where I can wish for a wish that can wish me that my wish cannot be wished, wished for, wished wished for .ect.ect

Granted. But because your wish is so ridiculously tangled in layers of wishing, the person trying to grant it has to write exactly 100 words explaining why your wish cannot be fulfilled in the way you intended. Unfortunately, they become trapped in a loop where every explanation requires another explanation about why the previous explanation cannot explain the wish. Soon, they are wishing for a wish that grants another wish explaining why the original wish cannot be granted, which then creates another wish about wishing for the inability to wish. Eventually, the universe gives up, labels your wish “Too Complicated”, and sends you the bill. You are now deeply poor
I wish to live a long happy life surrounded by people who love me