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you can use your magic by blowing bubbles with your fingers

What is a newspaper?

Should I? Purhapse. Will I? Nooo, Do I enjoy being difficult? Mooost deffently!
"I just want to live, is that so wrong? Why doesn't anybody else want that?"

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a wooden instrument

what is an ocean

I stopped asking the world to make room for me. Now it moves when I walk through it

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Dangerous chemical liquid

How to write this reply?

Stealthy little one, who has
cat's Grace & Sixth Sense

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By sending an owl

How to build a boat?

Aaron Schwartz
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.