🎶 Death to the World 🎶

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Welcome! Today’s objective: to die a dumb death. Here’s how the game works:

-You can create a dumb death for you, the world, an object, or a specific group of people (just please no names. Example: VSCO girls)
-Your goal is to have the most dumb, creative death that is sure to make someone’s laugh!
-You can die “multiple deaths” meaning that you can create multiple deaths for the same person, group, or thing
-Please allow someone else to post before you post again and only do one death per post
-You can do this in an rp format or just simply say how someone died
-Nothing has to make complete sense and you can create creatures or objects (as long as you describe what it is) as long as we can understand what you’re saying
-You can also include dying words, if you would like
-Please do not intentionally say anything that would be deemed inappropriate or offensive to others

Let the games begin! Let me get started:
A group of teenage girls died from phone obsession after spending too much time on their phones and not eating, sleeping, or doing anything else that isn’t on their phone
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☆ Claudia Gears, First Year ☆
Confusion... personified; the awkwardness is real.
🎶 Death to the World 🎶
A guy died because he watches Anabelle too much (I think that happened IRL)

Martial Artist
STA●8
EVA●6
STR●9
WIS●4
ARC●4
ACC●9
🎶 Death to the World 🎶
To get this game going (and because I have nothing better to do) I’m going to reply as well

The world died from war and nuclear weapons when the world’s leaders couldn’t agree on the best type of cheese.

☆ Claudia Gears, First Year ☆
Confusion... personified; the awkwardness is real.
🎶 Death to the World 🎶
The other group of kids died because their was an outbreak of rabid, vicious tomatoes amongst them.

STA: 6 EVA: 8 STR: 5 WIS: 9 AP: 5 ACC: 7
Sixth Sense | Prodigal Charms Learner
"mindset first, actions second.” -unknown
🎶 Death to the World 🎶
A metamorphamagus died because they morphed into a germ and then got killed by cleaning products (not sure if that’s possible)

☆ Claudia Gears, First Year ☆
Confusion... personified; the awkwardness is real.
🎶 Death to the World 🎶
The girls table in the lunch room died because there was a bottle of mustard and they all were screaming at it.

STA: 6 EVA: 8 STR: 5 WIS: 9 AP: 5 ACC: 7
Sixth Sense | Prodigal Charms Learner
"mindset first, actions second.” -unknown
🎶 Death to the World 🎶
Dogs died out because they were constantly overshadowed by their competitors, the cats. Owners refused to pay for them, wanting a cat instead, and they ended up starving because they had no one to feed them.

☆ Claudia Gears, First Year ☆
Confusion... personified; the awkwardness is real.