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Yes. Or shake Tree until a mango falls.

I want a blueberry, but I don’t have any. What should I do?

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars
Bad Advice
Buy lots of carrots and burn them!

I want to play Quidditch...what should I do?

chill, it's only chaos
Bad Advice
Injure one of the current Quidditch players by breaking his/her arms, then in turn taking their spots.

I want to sleep quick, what should I do?

LesterLollerz
Bad Advice
Ask a friend to take a bat and swing it at your head. Works best with a muscular friend. You may, however, experience a headache the next morning.

I am to lazy to tidy up my desk but I am sick of doing everything on the floor. What should I do?

Fly like a crow
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Use a levitation charm and do it all on the ceiling.

I have insomnia and can't sleep. What should I do?

[ Home, they said. I should like to go home. ]
STA: 6 | EVA: 10 | STR: 3 | WIS: 9 | ARC: 5 | ACC: 10
Bad Advice
Grab some sleepy pills from a dark alley, works wonders!

I'm too tidy around my room, what should I do?

LesterLollerz
Bad Advice
Burn it to the ground. You don't need it tidy anymore because it doesn't exist.

Someone wants to be friends with me but I hate their guts. What should I do?

☆ Claudia Gears, First Year ☆
Confusion... personified; the awkwardness is real.
Bad Advice
Take their guts away! Literally!

I don’t have a large enough basement to hide the bodies. What should I do?

☽The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.☾
Stamina - 7||Evasion-8||Strength-7||Wisdom-9||Arc. Power-7||Accuracy-7
Cat’s grace
Bad Advice
Hide them in your family's closet!

I keep wanting to procrastinate on my homework. What should I do?

Lyra :)
Is it bad to consider books as your best friends?
Bad Advice
Put it aside for the rest of the year! When the year ends, you won't even have to worry about it!

I can't think of any new RP ideas, what should I do?

STA: 6 EVA: 8 STR: 5 WIS: 9 AP: 5 ACC: 7
Sixth Sense | Prodigal Charms Learner
"mindset first, actions second.” -unknown