Bad Advice

Look in the pet cemetery. It might be dead.

I grow distant with my friends because I can't start conversations. Any tips?

Tape your mouth closed.

I forgot my name, what should I do?

Use a random fake name, and make it a different one every time you talk to someone.

I spilled honey all over the kitchen floor, what should I do?

This game is pretty fun. Most of the responses had me laughing!

Roll around on the floor, making sure to cover your hair, tongue and clothes with it.

I am heavily traumatised of 2 years of undisguised mental abuse, losing my father to cancer at the age of 6, moving across the globe when I was 8 because I lived in a country under the rule of a tyrannical dictator & a corrupt government and a toxic friend who wasted a year of my life only to have a single fight with me and then talk about me behind my back, what should I do?

If that's true, you need to find someone that you can talk to about all of this
Encourage your toxic friend to be the new tyrannical dictator.

All I do is read all day and when I'm waiting on a hold to come in I have nothing to do. What should I do?

At five minute intervals, turn on childish music and pretend you are a dancing rooster. You won’t be bored anymore.

My plant is dying because I forgot to water it. What should I do?

Put your plant I the sink. Then whenever someone uses the sink your plant will get water, and you won’t have to remember to water it.

My shirt is too short, what should I do

Find a shirt that’s too long.

I tried to start a new Goodreads roleplay, but nobody’s active on it. How do I get people to join?

Spam the link on every platform you find, till you get blocked.

My friends live far away and I miss them, what should I do?

Forget about them and never talk to them again.

I knocked a hole in my wall, what should I do?