Bad Advice

You stop dancing of course!

How do I become rich?

The best and most beautiful things in the world can't be seen or touched, but are felt in the heart.
-Helen Keller
Bad Advice
You kill a rich person. Now they must give all of their mortal possessions to you and you will not get arrested. Obviously.

Everybody hates me, what should I do?

“THE WORLD WON'T GIVE YOU ANY GIFTS. IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A LIFE, STEAL IT.”
sixth sense, perfectionist, comprehend languages, terrible presence / sta- 8, eva- 9, str- 7, wis- 7, arc- 10, acc- 10
“LONELINESS WILL SIT OVER OUR ROOFS WITH BROODING WINGS”
Bad Advice
Give them a bunch of mean jokes.

I can’t learn my lesson, what should I do?

"You can't tell a book by its cover."
color : #20684A
Bad Advice
Give up. It's not worth it.

How do I get better at art?

C. Quinn
and until we meet again.
Bad Advice
@Cecily Quinn
Steal better art and claim it as your own.

How do I get rid of ants?

Stam:10 - Eva: 5 - Str: 15 - Wis:5 - ArcP:1 - Acc:10 - Ability: Broken Broomshaft, Evasive Maneuvers
"Just keep swinging"
Bad Advice
give them all of the food you own.

How do I type faster?

[font=ZapfEllit BT]I didn't come this far just to come this damn far.
| Stamina: 6 | Evasion: 7| Strength: 6| Wisdom: 8| Arc Power: 7| Accuracy: 6|
Cat's Grace | shop | club |
trunk |
Bad Advice
Glue all of your fingers together and just pound on the keyboard.

How should I improve my cooking skills?

A.C.
happy, free, confused, and lonely in the best way
Bad Advice
Use the fire alarm. It’ll alert you when dinner’s ready.

How do I make my dog stop barking at me?

~ 🏳️‍🌈 Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man 🕷🕷
Bad Advice
Kill it.

I accidentally commited arson, what should I do?

“THE WORLD WON'T GIVE YOU ANY GIFTS. IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A LIFE, STEAL IT.”
sixth sense, perfectionist, comprehend languages, terrible presence / sta- 8, eva- 9, str- 7, wis- 7, arc- 10, acc- 10
“LONELINESS WILL SIT OVER OUR ROOFS WITH BROODING WINGS”
Bad Advice
@Autumn Ivy
You need to commit. Start a fire on purpose this time.

I'm dehydrated, what should I do?

Stam:10 - Eva: 5 - Str: 15 - Wis:5 - ArcP:1 - Acc:10 - Ability: Broken Broomshaft, Evasive Maneuvers
"Just keep swinging"