To Rafael D'spacito Errand Finished

@Rafael D'Spacito

Dear Rafael,

I guess since you wrote me a nice letter, I have to write you one too. It's not like I really want to, but I kind of don't have a choice so bear with me here. Don't even get me started on the implications of writing you a sweet letter. We are NOT a thing. I know I haven't talked to you since the whole flower fiasco, but it's been kind of lonely not having anyone to make fun of. So here we are, I guess.

You're not really all that bad. I mean, you're a far cry from Jack or Persephone. You're loyal and strong and honorable - the perfect Gryffindor, actually. A much better Gryffindor than me. And you're also really brave - I don't think I'd every have enough courage to whiz around on a broom with dangerous balls flying around me. Or enough stupidity, but that's a different matter.

And beside all that, you're a lot smarter than either of us give you credit for. Stuffing yourself in that desk to get those letters? That was totally crazy, but I never would have even thought of doing such a thing. I was pretty shocked at how creative you are, even if your Christmas ornaments were absolutely hideous.

What else? Oh, your insults are getting better. That's all thanks to me, I suppose, but keep up the good work. I'm sure when the whole mess with you and Evelynn blows over, we'll be a pretty swell team.

Not that us being a team makes us friends. It doesn't. All I'm saying is you deserve the bare minimum of respect and maybe a little bit more. And I deserve a chocolate frog just for thinking about your infuriating face for more than five minutes while writing this.

With No More Sincerity Than is Absolutely Necessary,

Josephine Elizabeth Morgan

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"Out here, the wild ones are taming the fear within me.
Scared to call them my friends and be broken again; Is this hope just a mystical dream?"