A Tourist and a Local
Dear Mr. Grumpy Pants aka @Axel BrooksFeb. 25th 2026
Axeyyy! I would've totally sent a letter sooner but you know. The normal stuff, dying grandmas, angry cousins who have cheating fathers. But alls well! (or should be soon) How've you been?! I missed ya! Even though you act like a 80 year old man I miss spending time with you! How was your valentines? I sent you some dark chocolates! Did you get them? Unless my fathers owl ate it you should've got them. I had way too many for my liking. Personally I prefer milk chocolate.
But even though Im not enjoying your company, it doesn't mean Im not practicing french! J'écris surtout quand mon père est là. Mais quand il n'y est pas, je m'exerce à m'exprimer oralement. Just don't ask why my dad isn't helping me. He doesn't know yet. Oh speaking about my father, he wants to meet you one day! Isn't that crazy huh? I could picture your eye roll to it right now! And whatever you grumble in french under your breath. I may have twisted some parts of our adventures to make you seem a bit nicer, but either way he's dying to meet you. Sooo tell me what you think about it! For I could let him know.
Write soon!
нαzεl ɴεlѕoɴ
Translation~~
I write mainly when my father is around. But when he's not there, I practice speaking.
A Tourist and a Local
@Hazel Nelson
Translation~Tourist Girl,
Feb 27th 2026
Why the hell are you owling me?! We aren't friends. Just people who met in Paris and one person who keeps yapping away to an unwilling partner. That's you by the way! Nope, no chocolates here, the owl must have got tired and dropped them. Shame. Looks like you'll have to send me some more, maybe the caramel ones just in case.
Ne vous donnez pas la peine d'écrire en français, cela ne fera que m'agacer et vous faire perdre votre temps. And meeting your dad? Not happening in this lifetime, unless you drag me there after knocking me unconscious! And of course i'd eyeroll to something I don't want to do? Obviously...
Don't write back any time soon. Maybe the letter will get dropped. I can only hope for the best situation here.
Axe
Don't bother writing in French, it will only annoy me and waste your time.
HOLIDAY MODE: No connection for 7 days as I'm on a boat
Pc: Emiline Hunter
A Tourist and a Local
Dear Grumpus aka @Axel BrooksFeb. 29th 2026
Oh man! My father's owl must of ate them. No wonder why he was sick when he came back. Well if you want I could always write a letter and have my father send you more! After feeding Rocket. Although that still might not work, Rocket loves to eat. I'm not joking! I have no clue how he's not overweight already. It's a miracle. Anyways, why wouldn't I send ya a letter? We're not just some boy and girl who met in Paris. We have a story that hasn't been written yet. We had a connection that must be explored. We are meant to be best friends! Don't you agree?! Like that song says, the rest is still unwritten.
Alors, pourquoi est-ce que je ne peux pas écrire en français?? Est-ce que ça t'agace vraiment à ce point-là? Je devrais écrire la prochaine lettre que j'envoie entièrement en français! You gotta cheer up! Be happier! Meeting my dad would also be wonderful! And then I could meet your parents. Wait! I have an idea. What if we have our parents met each other! We could have sleepovers! But if you do ever do meet my dad, please don't mention to him that you taught me french. just.... don't
Write soon!
нαzεl ɴεlѕoɴ
Translation~~
So, why can't I write in french?? Does it just annoy you that much? I should write the next letter I send in all french!
A Tourist and a Local
@Hazel Nelson
Translation:Dear Hazard. I mean Hazel,
March 4th 2026
The owl didn't eat them you naive idiote. Geez, are you really that gullible. Fine. Fine! I received the chocolates, I just wanted more okay, they were pretty good actually.
"A story that hasn't been written yet?" You're kidding? "A connection that must be explored" Are you okay? Did you hit your head? Cos there isn't any connection here. Not any story unless you don't mind me being like this all the time. Alright?
Please tell me you didn't make a song reference.... who does those any more? Its embarrassing.
Je te jure, si tu écris la prochaine lettre en français complètement massacré, j'attendrai un mois entier avant de te répondre. Ne le fais pas.
Cheer up? Be happier? Fat chance. You don't know me. Don't know why I'm like ..... this. A sleepover? What are we 6th grade? Not happening. No way José.
What's in it for me if I don't tell your dad? I won't take chocolate bribery by the way. "Just.... don't" Is that suppose to be a threat? As its pretty weak, like a wet blanket.
Later Tourist Girl
Axel
Je te jure, si tu écris la prochaine lettre en français complètement massacré, j'attendrai un mois entier avant de te répondre. Ne le fais pas= I swear, if you write the next letter in completely butchered French, I'll wait a whole month before replying. Don't do it.
HOLIDAY MODE: No connection for 7 days as I'm on a boat
Pc: Emiline Hunter