To Jo Morgan Errand Finished

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Just Tagging: @Jo Morgan

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Dear Jo,

Okay, before you lose your mind and start getting your hopes up upon reading this, contrary to popular belief, this is not a love letter! I’m only trying to get the free chocolate frogs, yeah? Don’t take any of this too personally, you’d be lying to yourself –

I mean, if I squint really hard, I guess you’re pretty cool. Even though I hate your guts, I can at least acknowledge that you aren’t the absolute worst to hang around. Especially when you try to throw snowballs – wow, I didn’t even know one’s toss could be so pathetic. It’s like you try to lose. Not that I can blame you, I’m very distracting like that. Plus, even if I were as ugly as an ogre, I have a hard time believing you’d hit me if I were standing right in front of your face. Jesus, I need to give you lessons sometime. Would really suck, if another house saw you flailing about like a fish.

All of that aside, you’re pretty freaking brilliant – I really can’t think of anyone else I’d want to share secrets with, regarding this whole Potter mystery. And believe me, I’ve given it some thought. How you’d discovered some of those hidden messages, is beyond me, so I at least have to respect you for that. Even if you’re into mutilating beetles. If you weren’t so damn annoying, I might actually have been friends with you. Too bad your voice is too pitchy, and you dress like a troll.

Sincerely Yours,

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