Ridiculously wrong answers!

By pouring the powder in the river

Why does coffee taste so bitter??

ℳℯ𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒶 ℬ𝓁𝒶𝓀ℯ
"Just because you put a piece of smelly Camembert in a box doesn't stop it from smelling."

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Because it’s lemon water with dirt in it

How do a make spaghetti???????????????

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put jam on it and toast it in the oven.

Why do we have different colors?

Topaz ~It took you two weeks To go off and date her ~Guess you didn't cheat But you're still a traitor!~ Shop!

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So that you can be fooled into thinking Skittles are all different flavors

Why don't animals have thumbs?

The most dangerous person is the one who thinks, listens, and observes

Ridiculously wrong answers!
because they wear boots!

Why are rhinos dancing ballet?

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Because they're huge fans of hip hop!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]

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Because cats have tails

Are unicorns real?

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no. they're actually donkeys with makeup

what a cucumber tastes like

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Have you ever tried sticky-note salad? well, cucumbers tastes like that, but without the mustard

Should I cut my hair?

By the words of the wisest cat I ever knew:
"Don't be mousebrained!"
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Arcane power 4• Accuracy 8

Ridiculously wrong answers!
yes, so it looks like a vacuum.

what's a strawberry?

Artemis XO